A squirrel pretending to be dead on the sidewalk.
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Squirrel Playing Dead!
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Stupid People & Fire
Birdboy sent me a link to this first one, which I laughed out loud about. The second one was just a related link via YouTube. Some people should have paid more attention in Chemistry class or simple used some common sense. Oh well…
How NOT to light a bonfire…fire in the hole, indeed.
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A friend sent this to me a couple fo days ago, and just had to share.
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Well if you have ever wondered why the stores cannot keep the Wiis on the shelves, and the PS3s are simply gathering dust, here is a visual explanation. 
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If you like the PC/Mac Commercials, and you are a fan of DC and/or Marvel comics, you will love theses. Thanks Matt for providing the heads up.
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Hi, I’m Marvel….and I’m DC (#1)
Yeah, what about the DC movies?
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Just saw this on Veronica’s blog. If you have ever been the captor of a cat or both at the same time, you should find this hilarious.
“Excerpts from a Dog’s Twitterâ€
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!“Excerpts from a Cat’s Twitterâ€
Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre
little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the
other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although
I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must
eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that
keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I
once again vomit on the carpet.Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their
feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it
clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made
condescending comments about what a “good little hunter†I am. There
was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in
solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could
hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was
due to the power of “allergies.†I must learn what this means, and how
to use it to my advantage.Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try
this again tomorrow — but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that
the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives
special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more
than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to
be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I
am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged
protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now…
Btw, tweets are posts on Twitter.
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I hear this song from a friend, who is a big Weird Al fan, Trapped in the Drive Thru. As I understand it is is suppose to be a parody on a song by R. Kelly. I have never heard the R. Kelly song, so I cannot comment on any of the parody to it. The song has a freaky appeal to me all it own. It is very humorous, I think from the stand point of any one who has been in a relationship, living together, and had one of those night when you could not decide what to do for dinner, and almost got into a fight about, etc. If this brief description rings even slightly true for you, definitely watch the cartoon set to the Weird Al song. It is a bit long - but so is that night I am referring to as well.
Oh you have to check this out….hot dog on hotdoll action. Too funny!
justisengard dugg this:
Is your dog in heat and humping anything it can wrap its horny little legs around? Are you constantly having to pry your promiscuous pooch off the legs of guests, parents, and members of your church? Protect your leg from a hump attack by getting Scruffy a Hotdoll. Yes, it’s a sex doll for dogs. It’s shaped like a dog
Iranian Hostage Crisis - Hey Iran do you know how hard we’re working to keep…
There not much to post here, but watch this, watch it now and watch the entire thing. It is from the Daily Show and it caused me to laugh out loud several time and at the end spit drink across the room. There, fair warning, refraim from eating and drinking during first time viewing - you have been warned. Make sure you watch til the end for the official British response.
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If you do not play WoW, have never played WoW…ya probably not going to find this humorous. However, if you do play WoW, and for some unspeakable reason, have not yet gotten the expansion (The Burning Crusade)…..you should check it out.
…”and they do cut glass”
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